Are you still traumatised by your last baking pinstrosity? Call on me for your next occasion and I’ll hook you up with a black market cake you can tell everyone you made yourself.
In stealth of the night, I’ll deliver the goods — complete with back story, empty packets for your kitchen, making-of photos, and an official handover of bragging rights. Yes siree mam, “your cake” will look good — really good — but not suspiciously good (no no no). Pretty soon, your already awesome reputation will be taken up a notch and “your cake” will be the talk of the town (playground, office and/or bedroom).
I won’t tell if you don’t.
Your fairy cake mother,